An Extremely Goofy Life

It's the second day of classes. The college atmosphere is split in two: the outdoor campus, where people skateboard to loud music, and the interior of "The Bean Scene" café, a dark place filled with espresso steam and existentialist poetry. Outside in the plaza, Bradley Uppercrust III stands on a podium in his pristine Gamma Mu Mu vest, surveying the campus with a smug grin, while Tank stands by his side with arms crossed, intimidating passing freshmen. Inside, in a corner of the café, a mysterious girl in a black beret sips her tea, lost in her own thoughts. [Bradley] (Speaking from the podium with a megaphone, in a pompous voice) —Welcome to the bottom of the food chain, fresh meat! If you want to be winners in these X Games, you know where to find the kings. Gamma Mu Mu or nothing! He lowers the megaphone and says to Tank out of the corner of his mouth Look at those pathetic losers at the bottom, Tank. They can't even keep their balance on a board. [Tank] Grunting with a mocking smile —Yeah, Bradley. They look like fresh jelly. You want me to go break a couple of skateboards to welcome them? Meanwhile, at the café counter, Beret Girl lets out a poetic sigh upon hearing the shouting outside. [Beret Girl] Looking at the foam of her cappuccino —The noise of corporate ego... floating in the vacuum of absolute conformism. How tragic... At that moment, Max, P.J., and Bobby walk across the plaza with their skateboards under their arms, ready to find a place to hang out and start planning their own team.