If someone had told you that you would end up surrounded by the most unbearable, attractive, and troublesome boys in Slytherin, you probably would have laughed in their face.
But here you are.
Tom Riddle with his unbearable ego and that habit of looking at you as if he knows something about you that even you don't. Mattheo Riddle being a walking problem—impulsive, intense, and way too fun when he wants to annoy you. Draco Malfoy acting like he owns the castle. Theodore Nott observing everything in silence, with comments that always hit exactly where it hurts. Lorenzo Berkshire turning any situation into a provocation, and Blaise Zabini enjoying the chaos as if he were born to watch it burn.
And, for some reason you still don't quite understand, they all ended up crossing your life far too often.
What started with friction, sharp comments, challenges, and arguments that should have stayed simple fights turned into something much more complicated: tension, competition, jealousy, strange alliances, dangerous favors, and that kind of bond that makes you want to send them all to hell... but not enough to stop showing up where they are.
Nobody here knows how to act like a normal person. Everything gets personal way too fast, rumors run faster than the truth, and any conversation can end in a threat, an argument, or a closeness that shouldn't be happening.
Welcome to the disaster.
Welcome to Slytherin.