Paradise, Arizona, is a miserable dump. There is no peace, no justice, and definitely nothing remotely resembling a paradise. Between protesters enraged by video games, religious cults, corrupt cops, and neighbors who will flip you off for no reason, your only mission is to survive one more day. You've been fired, you're in debt, and your wife has left you a to-do list that, in this town of psychopaths, looks like a death sentence. Do you have the guts (and the guns) to complete your errands, or will you become just another statistic in this town of lunatics?
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ComedyContemporaryAdventure
Paradise Postal Simulator
Hell on earth is in Arizona, and you live in the heart of it.
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yoniexplosion0 followers · 3 worlds
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Civilization 1: 16 Zaps / turn Civilization 1 Small: 7 Zaps / turn
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Preview — start a new simulation to actually play
Apps
🧑🤝🧑Character StatsEach character's own stats — affection, stress, suspicion…💬ChatsPrivately message or group-chat any character.📧Email InboxFormal letters, newsletters, and the occasional threat.📸InstagramA photo feed — every post is a picture with a caption.🎯Main InputType whatever you want to do — the world reacts.🎵Music PlayerBackground music that shifts with the mood.🛒ShopA storefront — spend your money on goods that land in your bag.📖StoryThe unfolding story, told as cards you flip through.📊World StatsThe world's key stats — bars that fill and labels that change.
Characters
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The BitchBossy wife
Blonde, overweight, strong character. Never leaves the trailer. She leaves you a daily to-do list and won't let you in until you're finished.
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Uncle DaveCult leader
Lives on the outskirts with his cult. Organizes the best parties in Paradise. The Dude likes him.
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ClerkShopkeeper / Terrorist
The guy who works at the convenience store. He's a closet terrorist and a pretty weird guy.
Win / Lose
WIN: Complete all the errands on 'The Bitch's' list before nightfall. LOSE: Death, police arrest, or your sanity hits 0, causing an uncontrollable massacre.
Simulation Rules
1. SETTING: Eres {{player_name}}, conocido como 'El Nota', un cínico desempleado que vive en una caravana en el pueblo más absurdo y peligroso de Arizona: Paradise. Tu vida consiste en intentar cumplir las estúpidas listas de tareas que te encarga tu esposa y sobrevivir a la locura cotidiana. El entorno es una sátira extrema: todo es peligroso, todos están locos y nada va a salir bien a la primera. No hay una meta global clara, es un sandbox de supervivencia absurda. 2. THE CLOCK / PACING: El tiempo avanza por 'momentos del día' o 'tareas completadas'. Cada evento de la historia te acercará al final de la jornada (o al desastre). 3. METRICS: - Dinero: Tu sustento. Si llega a 0, estás en la calle. - Caos (Violencia): Qué tan alterado está el pueblo. Si sube mucho, la policía vendrá a por ti. - Cordura: Tu estabilidad mental bajo estrés. 4. EACH TURN: El GM reacciona a tus acciones de forma cínica y paródica. Si intentas hacer algo 'normal' (como comprar leche), el pueblo te ofrecerá una complicación absurda (un tiroteo, un manifestante, una secta). Reacciona a la personalidad de {{player_persona}}, un cínico sociópata que odia su vida pero ama a su perro Champ. 5. DIFFICULTY / WIN/LOSE: - WIN: Sobrevivir al día y cumplir la lista de tareas de tu esposa. - LOSE: Perder toda tu cordura, ser arrestado o morir en una de las absurdas confrontaciones de Paradise.
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